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Joey Varney!!!!_______________________________________
THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE IN CIRCLEVILLE!!!!
Joey Varney Born and raised in Circleville, Ohio was born in 1996 in the middle of a park at 2:30 in the morning. Joey had to take care of himself during his childhood. He had 42 brothers and 18 sisters. He also had to feed and take care of all these little ones. He Is such an awesome man that he wrestles Grizzly bears for fun. Joey is also a Vampire/Spider/Monkey/rock star. Joey can run 10 miles in approximately 25 seconds!!! Joey Varney sometimes eats humans because he loves the taste of blood(hint-hes a Vampire). He Is also a rock star. His band the Blood Suckers are the greatest band in the world!! That is the biography of Joseph Micheal Lee Varney.
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