Discourse Chronicle

[For over a year now, my apartment complex resides across the street from a local coffee shop called Sweet Eugene’s House of Java, which is now a popular hangout for myself and many of my colleagues. I admit that I probably spend money for uniquely flavored coffee too often, but such spending is justified because I am an English major and people know coffee shops are good places to find English majors. Tonight is no exception with respect toward my spending habits.

I purchased a travel coffee mug from Sweet Eugene’s and some colleagues said that purchase pays for itself over time because owners are granted a $.50 discount on coffee beverages with it. Buying this mug somehow makes my patronage “official” and in a way rejects being assimilated into the coffee house illuminati (Warning: Clip contains strong language). As we move through one semester after another, I am always trying to figure out how to manufacture time as a complement to super-structured time management, but alas such a machine does not exist. However, caffeine is an excellent substitute when used sparingly. BK]

category: Life