Theme from Shaft by Geoffrey Chaucer (Cross-Pollination)
Posted by Bobby Kuechenmeister on March 20, 2006 
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Comments(0) Wha be tha blake prevy lawe
That bene wantoun too alle tha feres?
SHAFT!
Ya damne righte!
Wha be tha carl tha riske is hals wolt
Fro is allye leve?
SHAFT!
Konne ye?
Wha be tha carl wha wolden flee
Whan peril bene all aboughte?
SHAFT!
Verray!
Alle clepe tha carl ane badde mooder-swyver
SOFTE!
Speken of Shaft bene I.
THAN KONNE ALLES WE!
He be a man konne unnethes
Namo save is mayde konnes im.
JOHN SHAFT!
[Thanks to Matt Hoy for identifying this spoof on Jerz’s Literacy Weblog. BK]
category: Humor, Popular Culture