Lex Luthor Vs. Bruce Wayne (Forbes)

“We cannot continue to put unlimited trust in beings who can crush coal into diamonds with their bare hands or move asteroids using energy beams,” says Luthor. “These superheroes–or as I like to call them, superzeros–have weaknesses, and the government should make an effort to learn them–guarding against the day when these do-gooders are no longer doing good.”

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In a surprise move, Wayne, who is more famous for his dalliances with heiresses and supermodels than his politics, has rallied to the side of the superheroes. “I just think it is anti-American to argue that law-abiding people with incredible abilities should not be allowed to put on masks and save the planet,” says Wayne. “The effort to create a Global Superhero Positioning System smacks of Big Brother.”

[Found on Superman Homepage. Here is an Onion-style article pitting Luthor against Wayne over whether or not superheroes need to be restrained. BK]

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