Insomniac Poetry (Discourse Chronicle)

“Philosophical Poetic Polemic” by Joshua Butcher

Snippets of time snatch quality space,
Space and time, one Hegel-of-a Kantinuum.
Plato with play dough fashioned the Forms,
Oh bother, said Aristotle, what’s the Matter?
Then Aquinas went medieval on his class[(re)(ifications)]!
But let us not forget that saintly sex-crazed monk,
Who brought us an august catholic confessional.
I back and Thou forth, merry go we round,
Swing pendulum swing, slip up, slide down,
Its all this, its all that, Sisyphus climbs up to your lap,
And ponder this sitting and setting of System,
Drink deep of the swell, of the Spirit, of the Agon,
Polemical dialectics of Kierkegaardian proportion,
Heidegger you dig her we dig her now (but only just),
Shall we slip and elide the Lacanian subject,
And pass on to go by the power of Foucault?
If the Idea is an ideal conjunction junction,
Can faithless Form lead to full-bodied function?
It all pell-mell to gorgeous Gorgias going, going, goes,
And anything goes; those running with feet, on their toes.
And (Dar)rida I leave out, so many dear de—parted friends,
I trust they are forever so clever: just means to dead ends.

[Josh is a colleague of mine from the Communication department who allowed me to post his poems here. He shared this and another one in Rhetoric and Poetics a few weeks ago. It brought me to tears from laughing so hard. BK]

category: Humor, Life, Poetry, Rhetoric and Poetics    

4 thoughts on “Insomniac Poetry (Discourse Chronicle)

  1.    Joshua on November 22nd, 2005

    I feel so exposed. I fear my “scholarliness meter” is in the red.

  2.    Bobby Kuechenmeister on November 22nd, 2005

    Nah! We all have quirks about ourselves, Josh. For instance, I did claim spending at least $300 on DC Comics, which is certainly more information than anyone needed to know about me =)

  3.    Bobby Kuechenmeister on November 23rd, 2005

    Josh, after thinking about your comment some more, I revised my annotation of this post and dropped the explanation you shared in class.

  4.    Joshua on November 25th, 2005

    Thanks for thinking of me Bobby, that is kind of you. I was mostly feigning with my origianl comment about feeling exposed. I am sure most people have their ways of relaxing and getting their creative juices flowing. I don’t really mind others knowing about my unorthodox methods. 🙂

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