Some folks I’ve been talking to recently have mentioned wikipedia’s “dry prose.” I think that is generally true, but there are some interesting (if not always elegant) turns of language on the free encyclopedia. Take this example from the article on Unicron:
“Unicron is a prodigiously large robot whose scale reaches planetary proportions, and he is also able to transform into a mechanical planet. He travels the galaxy as a sort of vagabond, seeking worlds to consume for nourishment.”
Tortured and awkward: yes! Boring: no!